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Reblogged from coelasquid

coelasquid:

"Women in tupperware" It’s like Women in refrigerators except instead of killing the lady and stuffing her in a fridge they incapacitate her during high stakes plot point and seal her away to preserve her freshness.

See: Every pivotal scene in Tom Cruise’s Oblivion movie.

Eartha Kitt - I want to be Evil.

halloweenpenguins asked: HELP I WANT TO DO THE ART

Clearly coming into contact with our high school art teachers is DANGEROUS BUSINESS. DO THE ART! Or just write it down someplace.

Reblogged from ursulavernon
ursulavernon:

friendlytroll:

ursulavernon:

I was supposed to be working, but there was a thing going to draw yourself as a pokemon trainer, and…well…I’m weak.
Poke-verse Ursula is a gardener who grows Grass-type pokemon in an effort to attract provide rare Bird and Insect types with a safe haven during migration. (That these occasionally chew holes in the Oddishes is, after all, the reason she grew them in the first place. Fortunately Oddishes respond well to pruning and many sport punk haircuts as a result.)She writes a regular gardening column “Beyond Butterfree: Habitat Gardening For Less-Charismatic Pokemon.”She is prone to collaring strangers at parties to inform them that Tall Grass has declined in the last century to unsustainable levels. “Do you realize that less than 5% of Tall Grass remains untouched in this country?” she cries, brandishing her mojito. “If something isn’t done to stop habitat loss, wild Pokemon may become something only seen in zoos!”(She will also tell you things about the mating habits of Gyrados that you were probably happier not knowing. It’s best just to nod and back away slowly. Depending on the number of mojitos involved, there may be hand gestures.)When not documenting the migratory habits of Mothim, she occasionally goes off to watch Bird-types, accompanied by her faithful Quagsire, Quag-Bob.

There is nothing I want more then an entire pokemon game where you restore wildlife and maintain pokemon environments (gengar NEED those haunted abandoned buildings for brood raising, people!) at the behest of/blog posts of/vauge yelling of Poke-Ursula. 
Man. MAN. that’d be cool! Tall grass reseeding! Maintaining the structure of volcano tunnels! Making sure the route boundaries are impassible to keep native pokemon populations from being depleted outside of routes! RESEARCHING THE MEDICAL PROBLEMS KEEPING THE LATIAS POPULATION DOWN. 
……………Well, I’D play it. 

I would play the hell out of that.

ursulavernon:

friendlytroll:

ursulavernon:

I was supposed to be working, but there was a thing going to draw yourself as a pokemon trainer, and…well…

I’m weak.

Poke-verse Ursula is a gardener who grows Grass-type pokemon in an effort to attract provide rare Bird and Insect types with a safe haven during migration. (That these occasionally chew holes in the Oddishes is, after all, the reason she grew them in the first place. Fortunately Oddishes respond well to pruning and many sport punk haircuts as a result.)

She writes a regular gardening column “Beyond Butterfree: Habitat Gardening For Less-Charismatic Pokemon.”

She is prone to collaring strangers at parties to inform them that Tall Grass has declined in the last century to unsustainable levels. “Do you realize that less than 5% of Tall Grass remains untouched in this country?” she cries, brandishing her mojito. “If something isn’t done to stop habitat loss, wild Pokemon may become something only seen in zoos!”

(She will also tell you things about the mating habits of Gyrados that you were probably happier not knowing. It’s best just to nod and back away slowly. Depending on the number of mojitos involved, there may be hand gestures.)

When not documenting the migratory habits of Mothim, she occasionally goes off to watch Bird-types, accompanied by her faithful Quagsire, Quag-Bob.

There is nothing I want more then an entire pokemon game where you restore wildlife and maintain pokemon environments (gengar NEED those haunted abandoned buildings for brood raising, people!) at the behest of/blog posts of/vauge yelling of Poke-Ursula. 

Man. MAN. that’d be cool! Tall grass reseeding! Maintaining the structure of volcano tunnels! Making sure the route boundaries are impassible to keep native pokemon populations from being depleted outside of routes! RESEARCHING THE MEDICAL PROBLEMS KEEPING THE LATIAS POPULATION DOWN. 

……………Well, I’D play it. 

I would play the hell out of that.

 George E Adams Rich Cakes was in this shop in the Brisbane Arcade.
It was ridiculously full of cake.

And the cakes were made in the Tivoli.

 George E Adams Rich Cakes was in this shop in the Brisbane Arcade.

It was ridiculously full of cake.

And the cakes were made in the Tivoli.

Reblogged from top-hat-fox

Excerpt from Lady Audley’s Secret (1862)

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. The most feminine and most domestic of all occupations imparts a magic harmony to her every movement, a witchery to her every glance. The floating mists from the boiling liquid in which she infuses the soothing herbs, whose secrets are known to her alone, envelop her in a cloud of scented vapour, through which she seems a social fairy, weaving potent spells with Gunpowder and Bohea. At the tea-table she reigns omnipotent, unapproachable. What do men know of the mysterious beverage? Read how poor Hazlitt made his tea, and shudder at the dreadful barbarism. How clumsily the wretched creatures attempt to assist the witch president of the tea-tray; how hopelessly they hold the kettle, how continually they imperil the frail cups and saucers, or the taper hands of the priestess.

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Reblogged from becausebirds

ursulavernon:

Incidentally, this is a red-whiskered bulbul, an Asian bird that has established a few breeding populations in the U.S. I got my life bird at Huntington Gardens in California, and no, thye didn’t give any fucks there either.

(Source: ruln)

Reblogged from isaisanisa

agreyeyedgirl:

wiseshots:

isaisanisa:

The cake toppers for John’s “Princess Superhero” themed party

fucking dead….

I wish to have this party

(via themarysue)

Reblogged from gellaring

itsajensenthing:

laoih:

itsajensenthing:

darnni:

brianadeshe:

christel-thoughts:

"Your circle…it’s flawless. Do it again."

what kind of sorcery….

beauty

IMPOSSIBLE STOP IT

They used to test if people were insane by how well they could draw a circle. If you could draw a circle perfectly, you were considered insane.

Look how great Dean and Sam can draw circles…

Who on earth are “They” and where did that myth of insanity testing come from? It makes no sense. NO SENSE.

(Source: gellaring, via halloweenpenguins)